Me too!
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you would pick up someone in the library
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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