It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You're completely useless in the revolution.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
The Olympian is in my bed
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