He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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