Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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