Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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