Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
