question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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