omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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