I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i dont even know how to be here
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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