Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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