Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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