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Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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