just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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