what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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