No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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