Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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