Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
there is puke in my bra ... again
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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