about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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