All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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