i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
My feet surprised me
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