I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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