Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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