So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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