Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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