Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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