I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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