I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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