Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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