Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Randomize
