And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
