are you still at the devil's house?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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