I'd wear matching sweaters with you
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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