it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Randomize
