After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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