I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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