I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Even the bartender felt bad for me
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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