just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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