So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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