About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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