She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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