I smell stomach acid.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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