I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
