Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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