I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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