there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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