just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Randomize
