Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I want to walk on stilts...naked
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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