you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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