Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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