Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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