i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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